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    <title><![CDATA[A drunk]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810870.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. They]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[Can you write in the dark?]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810869.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[A daughter came home and asked, Daddy, can you write in the dark? Her father said, I think so; what do you want me to write? Oh, just your name on this report card! 一个小女孩回家以后问爸爸说：您可以在黑暗中写字吗？ 爸]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[Thanksgiving Day]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810868.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[There is one holiday in the year which is completely American, Thanksgiving Day. It is the day when everyone goes back home to spend the day with his family, to have the traditional Thanksgiving dinner of roast turkey, to talk about old ti]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[Burglars Enter Optician's Shop by Mistake - Three times]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810867.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[Burglars tried to break into an electronics retailer three times - only to find they]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[Words Of Earthling]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810866.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[One of four people are mentally ill. 每4个人里就有一个人有精神方面的疾]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[I thought I had gone deaf]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810865.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back? To which the farmer replied: Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf! 在一个乡村路上，一警察让这个]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[Your room]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810864.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[English : There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window and no bed in it! You can]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[The mean man's party]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810863.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot. Why use my elbow and foot?]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[Bring me the winner]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810862.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[Excuse for Speeding]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810861.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over. Why on earth were you driving so fast？ the policeman yelled. Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident！ 超速的理由 哈里与劳]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[几则英语脑筋急转]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810860.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[题目 ： 1、Why can fish only live in water? 2、What can you swallow that can swallow you? 3、If there were four flies on the table and I killed one,how many would be left? 4、What table has no legs? 答案 ： 1.Cats can]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[fish net]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810859.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[English : Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl. 中文 : 你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？老师发问道。 把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[save much more]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810858.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[English : You will be pleased with me today, mother, said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. I saved on fares. I didn]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[who's heart is better]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810857.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[English: A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. youre in luck, two hearts just became available, so you will get to choose which one]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[jackal and lion]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810856.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[English: There is a story about a jackal who was going to be eaten by a lion. The jackal said to the lion: No, please, you can]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[Beard]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810855.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face. James replied, My wife loves this beard, I couldn]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[Campus comedy]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810854.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[I wanted to make my mark as the new food－service officer at a recruit training center. The menu was loaded with red meat, so I devised a new one to reduce cholesterol. I substituted chicken for beef, and awaited comments from the suggesti]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[A rithmetic Lesson]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810853.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[A little boy bustled into a grocery one day with a memorandum in his hand. Hello,Mr. Smith,He said,I want thirteen pounds of coffee at 33 cents. Very good,said the grocer, and he noted down the sale. Anything else, Charlie？ Yes. Twenty－s]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[Good Intentions]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810852.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig. I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me. Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[Don't argue with the children]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810851.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. 一个小女孩和她的老师在说鲸鱼。 The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
    <comments>英语在线</comments>
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    <title><![CDATA[An old woman went to a supermarket]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810850.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[English : An old woman went to a supermarket, to the tomato or tofu stall. She bent down to pick some tomatoes or tofu, and because she was old, her spine gave her trouble and she felt a sharp pain. So she just shrieked, Ah...., the way yo]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[Fast asleep]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810849.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[English : Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[All in here]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810848.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[English : The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates becauseevery weekend on Visitors Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always satalone in his cell. So one Visitors Day, the w]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
    <comments>英语在线</comments>
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    <title><![CDATA[A big head]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810847.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[All the kids make fun of me, the boy cried to his mother. They say I have a big head. Don]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[who is my father]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810846.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[English : A child aged seven or eight by the name of Ah Da ran hastily to the police station and told a policeman, Please come quickly! A man is at my house beating up my father; he is dying! The policemen therefore rushed to the scene wit]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
    <comments>英语在线</comments>
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    <title><![CDATA[Water your flowers every day]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810845.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[Flowers need water, said the teacher. Water your flowers every day, or they]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[As long as you're asleep]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810844.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[搞笑英文格言]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810843.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[One should love anim als. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And b]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[3 Sick Soldiers]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810842.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks,What＇s your problem, Sol dier？Chronic syphilis,Sir！What treatment are you get ting？Five minutes with the wire brush each day,Sir！What＇s your ambition？To ge]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[about women]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810841.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[The nice women are ugly. (好女人不漂亮) The beautiful women are not nice. (漂亮女人不好) The beautiful and nice women are stupid in general. (又漂亮又好的女人一般都很愚蠢) The beautiful, nice and clever women are ma]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[criticize]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810840.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[English: One American came to Russia to have a look and visit. And there he saw all the secret police, and the people were scared and didn]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[Kid and Wolf]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810839.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[Kid and wolf A Kid was perched up on the top of a horse, and looking down saw a Wolf passing under him. Immediately he began to revile and attack his enemy. Murderer and thief, he cried what do you here near honest folks, horses? How dare]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[When was Rome built]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810838.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[罗马是怎么样建成的，中文的一定看过了吧。 English: Teacher: When was Rome built? Tom: At night. Teacher: Who told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[Who Is Talking]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810837.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[ENGLISH: Who Is Talking An army general telephoned to his unit in another place wanting to speak to someone. He said, Hello! There was a soldier, playing like a sergeant or something, at the other end of the line. He didn]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[The Donkey and the Lapdog]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810836.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[English: A Farmer one day came to the stables to see to his beasts of burden: among them was his favorite donkey that was always well fed and often carried his master. With the Farmer came his Lapdog, who danced about and licked his hand a]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[Thirteen and Fourteen]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810835.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[English: A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the residents chanting, Thirteen! Thirteen! Quite curious about all this, he finds a hole in the fence, looks in and someone pokes him in the eye. Everyone in the asylum starts ch]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[The Herdsman and the Lost Bull]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810834.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[A herdsman tending his flock in a forest lost a Bull-calf from the fold. After a long and fruitless search, he made a vow that, if he could only discover the thief who had stolen the Calf, he would offer a lamb in sacrifice to Hermes, Pan,]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[receipt]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810833.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[English: At the traffic fine office, the police handed a motorist a receipt for his traffic fine. The motorist must have been fined for speeding. He grumbled, What am I supposed to do with this? The clerk advised him, Keep it. When you get]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[When do people talk least?]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810832.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[Student A: When do people talk least? Student B: In February. Student A: Why? Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year. 人们什么时候说话最少？ 学生甲：人们在什么时候说话最少？ 学生乙：在二月]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[Men vs. Women]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810831.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[这篇文章从几个角度分析男女的不同，呵呵 COMPARING NICKNAMES比较昵称 If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, th]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[Only cash and credit cards]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810830.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[Only cash and credit cards When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people. Do you take children? the man asked. No, sir, replied the clerk. O]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[A Heavy Sleeper]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810829.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
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    <title><![CDATA[One Engine Left]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810828.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour la]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
    <comments>英语在线</comments>
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    <title><![CDATA[A businessman walks]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810827.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[Class, Lass and Ass Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow. A student, seeing his chance to display his sense]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
    <comments>英语在线</comments>
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    <title><![CDATA[Tie and water]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810826.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[A man was crawling across the Desert dying of thirst, when a camel raced up and stopped. An Arab jumped down, opened a suitcase and said, Would you like to buy a tie? No,said the man,]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
    <comments>英语在线</comments>
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    <title><![CDATA[PROUD HEAD]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810825.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[Why did I quit hunting？Well, it isn＇t a long story, but I wonder if you will really understand. 我为什么放弃了打猎？说来也简单,可是我怀疑你是否真的理解。 I used to be crazy about the hunting season. I could ha]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
    <comments>英语在线</comments>
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    <title><![CDATA[Cheese toasted in lorry fire]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810824.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[A lorry carrying 10 tonnes of cheese was transformed into a giant mobile fondue by a fire. Firefighters in west Wales fought the major blaze for 90 minutes as the mountain of cheese dripped on to the main road. The incident happened on the]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
    <comments>英语在线</comments>
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    <title><![CDATA[April Fools]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810823.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[A YOUNG blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!. Billy says, Ok mommy. and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams MOMMY]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
    <comments>英语在线</comments>
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    <title><![CDATA[A Dear Memento]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810822.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[English: A Dear Memento Someone asked a woman, I see that you wear a locket on your neck. It must be a very dear memento from some loved one. The woman said,Yes, it is a lock of my husbands hair. So the friend said, Wow! You are so sentime]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
    <comments>英语在线</comments>
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    <title><![CDATA[clerk and customer]]></title>
    <link>http://www.yingyuzaixian.com/joke/dup/2011111810821.html</link>
    <description><![CDATA[English: This guy goes to a grocery store and asks the clerk behind the counter for two cans of dog food. Do you have a dog? asked the clerk. Yes, I do! replied the puzzled customer. I]]></description>
    <pubDate>2011-11-18</pubDate>
    <category>双语对照</category>
    <author>秩名</author>
    <comments>英语在线</comments>
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